Over the course of one day, I have stumbled upon (not using Stumble Upon) two completely awesome games. Obviously, you should play them.

Awesome Game #1: Dino Run
From the makers of the incredibly awesome Gamma Bros comes another retro style experience. What do you do? You run! And you eat stuff! And you stay alive! It’s got awesome multiplayer racing too. I played a round with KapKyle and it was an epic win. I’m up for matches if you are! Now then, onto the next game.

Awesome Game #2:Discarded

Discarded is a fun, massively multiplayer online collectible card beat’em up. It’s currently in Beta might I add. You create a party with yourself and friends and beat stuff up. Instead of puttin in stat points as you get stronger, you equip different cards that you get from completing levels. It’s quite fun if you’ve got a group of friends online. Give it a shot!

I write lyrics for video game songs all the time. They’ve never been this epic, though.

Credit goes to YouTube user “brentalfloss” for his awesome creation. Visit this video on YouTube for an mp3 in the description! You can find it here!

Made while listening to Super Rad! by The Aquabats.

Super Rad! by The Aquabats

Dedicated to the acceptable color-schemes of the early 90’s.

DON’T GET MARIO ANGRY OR HE’LL PULL OUT HIS FLOWER GUN

AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People: Episode 1 came out for the Wii today ($10 on WiiWare, also available for computer if you’re a lame-o) and Stephen, Geoff, and I are buying it. There’s going to be a total of five episodes, one coming out each month.

You should buy it, because all of us did and the awesome power of peer pressure if too strong for your weak mind.

And if that doesn’t convince you, maybe this video will.

Custom made 8D

I’m just breaking up the recent lack of nothing with a tiny bit of something.

~Also: Watching the olympics. Water polo is almost as silly as curling.

http://annoyinglittleflies.ytmnd.com/

I’M DYING

Did you know that Awesome is a sci-fi action video game released by Psygnosis for the Amiga and Atari ST in 1990?

Did you know that “lulz” is a corruption of LOL?

Did you know that Canada may refer to historical regions now subsumed by Canada?

Did you know that facepalm is a gesture indicates stupidity, usually a minor and immediately recognized slip of logic, judgment, or speech; and is performed by striking the forehead with the heel of the hand?

Did you know that Modern Art is a term that refers to artistic works produced during the period extending roughly from the 1860s through the 1970s, and denotes the style and philosophy of the art produced during that era?

Yeah, you probably didn’t know all this stuff either.